So what’s with all this hair on my
forearms? How do things like this just
creep up on you? And is this part of the
aging process for males? What! Am I going to start growing hair on my chest
too? After all, I’ve spent years
drinking whiskey and cavorting with bad boys in leather jackets to accomplish this kind of growth, and I'm only now becoming Mammal Boy? Why now? What's the science behind this, or is it witchcraft? I’m frickin’ turning into Sasquatch. People already comment on my big feet, and as
mentioned elsewhere on this blog I have the same gait as the Bigfoot in the
famous 1967 reel footage. My eyebrows
have been getting so bushy over the years that you might as well call me
Officer O’Malley. Maybe I should shear these appendages, spin the wool into yarn, and knit Der Viator sweaters. I got a damn forest growing on my arms!
