Saturday, February 6, 2010

An Apology

I would like to apologize to all my readers for the scatological remarks made in the previous blog.  Frankly, there's no excuse.  My wife was understandably shocked when she read the part about emitting gas and eating excrement, and she immediately ordered me to delete the whole thing.  However, since this apology won't make much sense unless you've seen the original message, I'll leave it for your viewing displeasure.  I shall refrain from discussing bodily functions in the future, the only exceptions being matters related to health and fitness, gastronomy, and embarrassing moments.