Friday, July 8, 2011

What I Wish For

·   World peace.  Sure.  Why not?
·   The effect of whiskey without the cost.
·   That Rush would write good songs again.
·   A year’s supply of Mexican Coke.
·   The Second Coming of Jesus or the Mahdi.
·   The return of the guillotine.
·   The  violent, excruciating death of Mullah Omar, Robert Mugabe, and Kim Jong Il.
·   A completely wireless society...I'm talking no wires whatsoever for any electrical devices.
·   A final battle royale between the forces of Good and the forces of Evil (the victor pending which side I happen to be on).
·   Another Neil Sedaka comeback.
·   The cessation of movies about vampires.
·   More movies about zombies.
·   An additional October each year.
·   A different word for "peanuts."