· World peace. Sure. Why not?
· The effect of whiskey without the cost.
· That Rush would write good songs again.
· A year’s supply of Mexican Coke.
· The Second Coming of Jesus or the Mahdi.
· The return of the guillotine.
· The violent, excruciating death of Mullah Omar, Robert Mugabe, and Kim Jong Il.
· A completely wireless society...I'm talking no wires whatsoever for any electrical devices.
· A final battle royale between the forces of Good and the forces of Evil (the victor pending which side I happen to be on).
· Another Neil Sedaka comeback.
· The cessation of movies about vampires.
· More movies about zombies.
· An additional October each year.
· A different word for "peanuts."